We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize
