I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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