sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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