Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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