i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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