just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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