before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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