Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You need Xanax blowdarts
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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