There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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