Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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