She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Boobs are out for the taking
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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