David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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