Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Someone signed my nipple.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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