aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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