you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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