hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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