I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dating After Heartbreak
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I just sucked dick on a ferry