Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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