Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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