he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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