For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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