I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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