I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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