I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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