please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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