Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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