He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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