did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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