After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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