Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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