i always forget guys have bellybuttons
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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