Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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