She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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So squirting runs in the family.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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