i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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