My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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