Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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