OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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