come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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