so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
the liver wants what the liver wants
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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