I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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