Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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