just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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