I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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