Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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