ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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