dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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