i barfeds in our rink
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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