whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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