Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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