At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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