theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
So squirting runs in the family.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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