no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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