The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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