They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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