Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Vodka?
Forever.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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